What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do surfers go to school?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?