Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's a tornado's favorite game?