Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?