What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is the most faithful insect?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
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