What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?