What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do fish use for glasses?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

A book just fell on my head.

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the bee say to the flower?