Where do goldfish go camping?
Around the globe!
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
When should you start writing a book?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
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