Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Bears love exotic cars.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
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