Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the snake cross the road?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What reads and lives in an apple?