Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
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