Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is furniture so generous?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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