What says: oom oom oom?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a tired tree?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why is heaven always so tidy?