What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Which cats have the best manners?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Do you have the best ceiling?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
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