What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the dog overweight?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
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