What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
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