What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
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What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
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