What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sĀ®?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where does the Little Mermaidā¢ļø dream to go on vacation?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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