What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What's E.T. short for?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why are books always so angry?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?