What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why do elephants have trunks?

How can you make 7 even?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?