Why was the dog overweight?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What birds make average students?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What is the color of the wind?