What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a soda's favorite show at DisneylandÂŽ?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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