What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do kittens go to school?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Where do ships always get stuck?