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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?