How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?