What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?