What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the politest month?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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