What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What words make the best athletes?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why are all priests fit?