What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are books always so angry?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why was the spider so smart?