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What do elves learn in school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did electricity win the race?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do cows say when you milk them?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?