Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

How can you make 7 even?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What is the color of the wind?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?