When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which family member has tusks?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
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