What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?