What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?