When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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