Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Who invented fractions?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What is the best book to read in autumn?