What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?