What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
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Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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