Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's the friendliest national park?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?