What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
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What game do mice love to play?
What fish only swims at night?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Can February March?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why can you never find the number nine?
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