What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What game do mice love to play?

What fish only swims at night?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Can February March?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why can you never find the number nine?