What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.