What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's the slowest 5k?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What building always gets stains on it?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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