What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What animals make the best students?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What day is your mom always right?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?