What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How do you get straight A's?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why is furniture so generous?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?