What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What boat is great at getting a deal?