What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do cows go to New York?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?