What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?