Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's the friendliest pen?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
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