What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?