Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do frogs get to work?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do kids love theater classes?
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