What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did autumn say to summer?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What does a female lion call her mate?