What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What makes a glow worm glow?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Which fly makes films?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do nosey peppers do?