Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
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