What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is the most faithful insect?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What condiment has wings?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?