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What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?