What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How do billboards talk?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?