What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What kind of books do boats write?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Where was Noah born?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?