What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How do scientists grow fruit?