What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which cats love to be petted?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What horn never makes a sound?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?