What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a pile of cats?