Where do chips wear socks?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What does an evil hen lay?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?