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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

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What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

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