Why was the broom late for school?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

How does dinner smell?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How do frogs get to work?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?