Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do bees chew?
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