What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the foal cough?

What is the coolest country?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do fish use for glasses?