What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What is a table you can eat?