What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
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