Why was the bunny upset?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Which is the worst season?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?