What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why are winter days great?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?