How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

How do horses navigate at night?