Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?