Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Can February March?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why don't fish play basketball?