What says: oom oom oom?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why was the broom late for school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?