Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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