Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
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