Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
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