Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?