If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which bug is related to you?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?