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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What sport is full of interior designers?

How much does freedom weigh?

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What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

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Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?