What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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