What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?