What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are frogs always happy?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?