What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How does a witch play loud music?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?