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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?