What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?