Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Where do ants go to eat?

How does a cow do math?

How do frogs get to work?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?