What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How did the toad die?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Where do stars go to college?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?