Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do fish do at parades?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?