What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

How do snowmen get information?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What animal knows how to work a computer?