What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?