Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Can February March?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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