Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?