What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What game do mice love to play?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What vehicle works the hardest?