Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
How do bears keep cool?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the fish blush?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where are average things manufactured?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
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