Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What animal floats best?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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