What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why do cows go to New York?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the baby cookie cry?