Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
It's Crowded!
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
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