Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
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