What do you call a cow with a twitch?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?