What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
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