Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?