Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

How long will dinner be?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?