What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

How can you make 7 even?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?