What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
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