What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
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