Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?