What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?