What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is a cow's dream job?