What do fairies always drink?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?