Why do trees try new things so often?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?