Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's the most determined bird?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call the king of vegetables?