Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?