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Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Where do kittens go to school?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?