How do lawyers say goodbye?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?