What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

How long do chickens work?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What happens when a frog's car dies?