Where are average things manufactured?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the sardine call the submarine?