Someone stole all my lamps.

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?