What do horses say to greet each other?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Which president loved to take baths?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

How do birds threaten one another?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do frogs get to work?

What is the opposite of coffee?