Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?