Why is grass so dangerous?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How do snowmen get information?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What horn never makes a sound?