Why is grass so dangerous?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?