What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What do you call an old snowman?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the spider so smart?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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