Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the confused bee say?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?