What is the difference between baseball and law?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the spider so smart?