What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?