Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Bears love exotic cars.

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What nationality are most fish?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?