What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
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