What does Santa order at the bar?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?