Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?