How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What day do hands always go to church?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
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