What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What math figure is also in the band?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What reads and lives in an apple?