What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What bird is losing its hair?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?