What superpower do all middle children have?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What fish only swims at night?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How do trees get access to the internet?