Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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