Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
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