Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
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