Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
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