Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What animals make the best students?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
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