How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
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