How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What does a lion call an antelope?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
When should baseball players wear armor?
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