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What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Do dads always snore?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How does the sun listen to music?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?