How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What animal likes to party the most?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Do dads always snore?
Why do cows make great bakers?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
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