Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?