Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a small mom?
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Why was the cat so small?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
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