Why do cats give such great massages?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?