What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Where do horses reside?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?