What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?