Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What condiment has wings?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?