What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?