What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?