What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Where do German dogs sleep?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why are babies so good at basketball?