What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.