How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do mice do when they're at home?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?