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What do you call a cow with two legs?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?