What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What horn never makes a sound?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?