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Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call a small mom?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?